Wanna See A Hot Beauty Blogger Perform Her Semen Facial? Sure? I Guess? Even I'm Not Really Sure.

(Sun) — A beauty blogger, who has more than 150k followers on social media, is promoting an usual approach to skincare – covering her face in SPERM. Single mum-of-two and former glamour model Tracy Kiss says applying this inexpensive cosmetic keeps her skin soft and healthy-looking. However, the 28-year-old, from Wendover, Bucks., is keen to help others try this and has posted a tutorial vlog to explain the benefits of semen and demonstrate how to put it on.

I’m not a child so I’m familiar with this idea, I saw Nip/Tuck. I’ve seen pornstars talk about how it’s supposedly healthy and shit. But watching this made my stomach do somersaults. There are some things that are just disgusting when taken out of their natural habitat, and a hot gal with cum on her face is one of them. You just fuck or give a blowjob? Then you can have so much cum on your face it looks like you just got hit with a mayonnaise water balloon, it’s hot. You’re taking finger fulls out of a fucking duck sauce container? I might puke. It’s like my spit, I’ll swallow it all day but drinking a glass is fucking gross. It’s gotta be in the natural setting. Pussy tastes great, but I’m not about to eat a pussy flavored cheeseburger, you know? Leave all the fluids to flow where god intended.

Plus, you ever think of your kids? You’re a mom of two. I’d be more normal if I logged onto the internet one day and found out that mom is Taylor Rain than I would be if I found a YouTube of her rubbing Uncle Rob’s jizz all over her face in the bathroom mirror right near my toothbrush.

PS – Who’s her friend’s agent? Work a little negotiation, my man. You want my jizz? Fine, you get it right from the cow’s utter. I’m not cumming in a to-go cup for you. That way we all get something out of it and I’m positive you’re not taking a turkey baster and blasting that shit up your vagina.